If Paul Merton ever invites me to appear on his show on BBC2, here’s a few things I’d like to send to Room 101.
New toilet rolls.
Knots in shoe laces.
Whiskers on kittens.
Television programmes about property.
People who pick a fight with me down the pub.
Films that make you walk out the cinema half way through like Pride and Prejudice.
Smelly people on The Tube.
Clipboard wavers who currently infest London.
Getting electric shocks off the telly.
There – finally got it all off my chest!
Wain dwops on woses!!
Comment by Johnathan Ross — October 5, 2005 @ 9:05 pm
Bicycle thieves.
Comment by Dude — October 18, 2005 @ 8:58 pm